cheese cake

cheese of most kinds can make a wonderful dessert, backed brae yum, cheddar on pie yum, ohhhh so many options. But cheese cake is like the ugly unwanted bastard child of cheese desserts, that some how became famous from doing gross sex acts and posting them on the internet. Wow cheeses cake is really groooos. New York style cheese cake yuck, creamy cheese being whipped up and ruined by egg yokes and backed. Chicago cheese cake ahhhhh big yuck, with its thick outer shell thing and the creamy middle. Philadelphia cheese so bad like all the problems cake How the fuck did cheese cake become so popular. it does not even takes like cheese. it tastes like someone just ate cheese and sugar, swallowed and then spate out there cheesy sweet spit into a crust and baked it. some sicko must have decided to make cheese cake a common dessert just to fuck with us all, just to see how disgusting of a thing he could make people eat with them thinking they like it. So to all those cheese cake lovers out there YOU DON'T LIKE IT. it was a mean trick and im sorry you fell for it but yuck. cheese cake is tarnishing the name cheese. it should be called yuck cake, or creamy spit cake, or i taste nothing like cheese cake.