Fun Things to do With Cheese

1) Put a block of it in the toilet after you pee and claim you passed it.
2) Shove a block of it in your mouth when meeting girlfriend’s parents and gesture that you cannot speak; makes things way less awkward.
3) Walk around for a day wearing cheese fangs (see picture of Noah for illustration).
4) Stick it under your armpits and claim you have, “The worst BO.”
5) Hide in roommates shoes. Say you were “storing it” when they get angry.
6) Make a tail for yourself out of string cheese.
7) Replace orange juice with fake nacho cheese.
8) Cover inside and outside of car with cheese. Say it is the first car made entirely of cheese to those who ask.
9) When hooking up with somebody for the first time, say you lost your penis in a bizarre accident and had it replaced with cheese.
10) Sell to middle-schoolers as a drug.