Just wanted everybody to know that I will be doing a performance art piece in which I eat, drink and bath in only cheese. It will last for one week and doctors will be on hand to revive me should my heart cease to function. The only clothes I will wear will be made of cheese or melted onto my body. The only underwear I will wear is a specially designed cheese banana-hammock. Should my intestines deem pooping impossible, I have a team of specialists ready to literally "scoop" everything clean. Thank you for your support.